September 2012
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harry styles’ face is actually a gift from the gods
Sep 1st
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August 2012
Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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Aug 29th
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dear lord deliver unto me all of the denim shirts thank 
Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
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actuallybatman: have you ever tried to imitate the what makes you haha song in real life when some one says something ridiculously stupid
Aug 27th
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Aug 27th
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Aug 27th
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Aug 26th
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Aug 25th
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WatchWatch
Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
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Aug 20th
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Aug 19th
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i feel bad for cher lloyd i get that you don’t like her but why the hell would you even throw piss at someone…………. i’m gonna throw effin piss at u too lets see how you feel
Aug 19th
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Aug 19th
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Aug 19th
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Aug 18th
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A dramatic Shakespearean response to every...
When something bad happens: True is it that we have seen better days.
When something REALLY bad happens: O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
When my girlfriend abandons me for food: FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!
When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
When I burn something while cooking: MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
When human stupidity frustrates me: LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
When I'm broke: My pride fell with my fortunes
When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!
When someone disagrees with me: THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
When I argue with my boyfriend: The course of true love never did run smooth.
When I'm embarrassed: MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!
Someone says "Good Night": Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
When I'm doing the laundry: OUT, damned spot!
Aug 10th
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